there’s a brand of pregnancy tests/hormone level checkers called “persona”
huh
the more you know
“Persona: I am the true pregnancy test”
PER-SO-NA
BOOM
pregnant
“I am thou and thou art pregnant”
or conversely
“I am thou and thou art not pregnant”
OMGSJKSAKSGDNKKVNJCSKNCDNVDJXDCFMS
AHHHHHH CAN’T BREATH
Aw sweet! Now we can test ourselves for Personas!